Everyday, me and my merry little group sit in our merry little spot next to our merry little bin. This bin is our prized possession. It sits approximately 10 feet away from us, and we cherish it everyday. Ever since this bin has sat next to our group the communal litter population has completely diminished. But at approximately 12:35 pm on the 24th of the 8th, three thieving year 7's ventured up the hill; eyes set on our beloved bin. These sneaky thieves ripped our bin out of its spot, taking it and condemning it to live the rest of its eternity at the bottom, treated terribly by the year 7's, not seeing the value in our beloved bin. The trash has been piling up. It's been rough. The clouds have fully set over the sun.
This is unacceptable.
We demand our bin back in it's rightful place
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